laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand






couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: matthewcodymoore)



achronicmasturbator:

Q is just like the letter O but with its dick out






emmastonemetodeath:

My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them




arewehavingpunyet:

God I love newspaper headline puns.