thequeenvevo:

my school is filled with copies of this and they are everywhere

thequeenvevo:

my school is filled with copies of this and they are everywhere

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April

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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April

50,125 notes

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tell us your most embarrassing story

Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

image

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April

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Ask

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

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April

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neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

(Source: kickstarter.com)

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April

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

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April

17,221 notes

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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April

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

image

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)

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April

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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April

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warrioromen:

nbchannibal:

The tables are turning. PREVIEW: Su-zakana

I MUST KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

(Patiently waits)

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April

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April

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yay-internet:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

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April

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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

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April

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This chat was reblogged from darkdemandingchild and originally by mellarkish.

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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April

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(Source: micoovav)

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April

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